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studies show that the solution to literally every single case of “i swear ive seen that actor before but i absolutely cannot think of where” is that they were on an episode of law & order 5 years ago
Oh gosh his childhood must have sucked. Yeah, name him after the worst president, that's a good idea Barnes parents. No wonder he goes by Bucky.
i bet he was one of those kids who thought they were named after someone super cool and always introduced themselves by their full name and then at like age eight he went and was like i want to know about my namesake because he was definitely 100% badass so he went to the public library and read the one biography of the dude (because who even writes a biography on james buchanan) and was like. shit. shIT. MOM WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME. and of course steve would be right there with him reading up on ulysses s. grant and trying to quietly support his friend’s obsession about a guy that no one cares about (but don’t tell that to bucky) and bucky would be like STEVE. STEVE YOUR NAMESAKE SUCKS TOO RIGHT. and steve would be like uh he wasn’t a great president but he was a pretty kickass general and bucky just go GODDAMMIT. GODDAMN SHIT STEVE. STEVE. WE’VE GOTTA DO DAMAGE CONTROL. and steve would be like er and bucky would be like QUICK. QUICK COME UP WITH A DUMB NICKNAME FOR ME. and steve would be like jimmy? and bucky would be like NO WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE IT WOULD TAKE ME YEARS TO WARM UP TO BECAUSE OTHERWISE WHY WOULDN’T YOU HAVE BEEN CALLING ME BY IT UP UNTIL NOW??? IT NEEDS TO BE SO STUPID STEVE OKAY and steve would be like uh jamie and bucky would be like NOT DUMB ENOUGH. and steve would be like uhhhhh jimbo and bucky would be like. NOT. DUMB. ENOUGH. BUT GETTING THERE. and steve sits there contemplating for a long moment and then is just like uh. uh. uh. bucky? and bucky stares off into space for a second and then just smiles like. YES. YES THAT’S SO DUMB STEVE IT’S PERFECT THANKS NOW CALL ME THAT ALL THE TIME. and steve is like oh my god but it’s so bad james why and bucky’s just like THAT’S THE POINT and steve does it begrudgingly and other people follow his lead but when no one is around he makes fun of him and may or may not leave pictures of deer around bucky’s room to annoy him but bucky is never quite able to prove that part
and that is the origin of bucky’s name nothing you can tell me can change my mind on this one
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